why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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you will now laugh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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