How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Obama

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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hey.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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9/11

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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