How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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