what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ha

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Matty B

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Vagina-Boob

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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