Woman's rights.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Women's Rights

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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