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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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