- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

i eat poop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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