Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Gadaffi

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Obama

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

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