- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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