why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Roses are red Violets are penis

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

what is stupid and reading this you

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

A: Knock knock. B: <>

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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