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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Knock Knock Come in

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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