- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

whats really hot the sun

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Barack Obama

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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