Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

You just won the game...

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A Banana wrote this...

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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