- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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