Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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