Women

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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A Banana wrote this...

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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PUDDING

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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