nine...eleven

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Women

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asparagus

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Knock Knock Come in

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Where's my shotgun

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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