- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

who eats pencils asians

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

guess what what? nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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