- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

JEWS

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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