Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Nobody cares.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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