- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

whats brown? poop.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what's red and blue? your heart

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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