what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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