A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

A russian gives away vodka.

Ass

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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