Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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