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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Woman's Rights.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

the real mccoy

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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