Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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