- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Knock Knock. Come in.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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