- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Yo mamas so fat.

MICHAEL

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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