Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Cows go moo.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What's dead? Your mum.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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