whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

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