- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Jared Gough is a slut

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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