Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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black people

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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