A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Ham sandwich

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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