- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Wats a joke?

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

I saw a shovel once.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Cancer.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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