A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Are you a human?

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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