Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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