What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Thanks

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

...NO.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

why?

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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