- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Mitt Romney.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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