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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

knock, knock. come in.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the clock say? The time.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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