- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Dancing Potatoe!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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