What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Republicans

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Video Games

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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