Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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