- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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