- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

what happens during a climax apples

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the child step on a ball?

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Knock Knock. Come in.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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