what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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