Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hi Shelby!!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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