What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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sarah taylor

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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