- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

The penn state football administration

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Hippopatomous!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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