If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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asparagus

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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black people

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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