Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Take my wife- to the store.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Murder me once, shame on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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