CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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