Ms. Smoot's class

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Penis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Penis-Pump

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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