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don't look behind you

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Its true, he didnt write that!!

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

what do you call a black man named mike

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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