- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

So a black man hails a taxi...

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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