How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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