What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A Jew walks into a Furness

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

hit the thumbs down button

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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