How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Joe Biden

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Penis

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Reed is poopin

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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