- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls Basketball.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Poop

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Black People.

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