- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

Womens rights

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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