What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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women's rights

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Do you believe this will change?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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