what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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My butt!!!!

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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