- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

:O + :P = 69

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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