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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

asian, do math

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

...NO.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut