- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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