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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

69, hahaha

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

T-Dog scare me

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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