hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Hippopatomous!

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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