Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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You just won the game...

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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a ginger has a soul

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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