how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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