What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats brown? poop.

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the real mccoy

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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women's rights

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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W.N.B.A.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Anti Joke

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