whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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The penn state football administration

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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¿melano?

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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FAP

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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