What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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You just won the game...

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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Anti Joke

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