What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

I tell an anti joke!.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How much did the Holla Cost?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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