You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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