- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm banging your sister.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Women's sports

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

I have no ideas.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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