Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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So. The gays. ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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