- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Women Voting

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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