What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fish say? Moo

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

knock, knock. come in.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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