- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shovel once.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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