Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

whats better than 24................. 25

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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