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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did the fish say? Moo

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

knock, knock. come in.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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