Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What number comes after 29? 30.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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