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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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