Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Cold camel scrotum.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Cleveland winning something

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Poop

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Where's my tractor?

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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