What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

dislike this...please.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

God is real

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Toaster

A black man walks into a book store.

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