Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Women's Rights.

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I like pom

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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