Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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