- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

hi. thats what she said.

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