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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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