I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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