Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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I'm a like whore

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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