Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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68 :)

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

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