a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

No. Yes.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

women outside of the kitchen

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

asian drivers.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

guess what chicken butt

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