Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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