- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Women's Rights.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

I have a crush on my dad.

Alex Eggbert

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Sonic

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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