Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

like for a handjob.

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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