Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

i love huge wieners.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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