- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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